I thought we were the bomb diggity with the prank calls, but look at what these folks did to the Pawn Stars folks lol...
Monday, October 21, 2013
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
About Me Survey
Old school myspace/aol self-surveys, taken by a serious, mature adult.
THE BASIC STUFF
Name as it appears on your birth certificate?
OG. Triple OG.
How old are you?
Not old enough to be concerned about future baldness :( ::sigh::
When is your birthday?
Taurus, homie!
What color hair do you have?
Standard desi black.
Do you wish it was any other color?
Navy blue. Nah jk. That would be embarassing right?
What color eyes do you have?
A beautiful brown from what I'm told :D
Do you wish it was another color?
Green/Blue would be cool contact colors...
ABOUT YOUR FAMILY
Who is in your immediate family?
Everyone I'm close to.
Are your parents married or divorced?
Married.
How many aunts/uncles/cousins do you have?
Standard desi 47+.
OPPOSITES ATTRACT
Describe your perfect mate in a few words.
Mute. :{P (mustache laugh)
What color hair do you prefer?
Anything but gray! lol
What color eyes do you prefer?
I like hers as they are.
What about height?
5'8 is a good, strong height.
Do you like them to play sports, if so what?
Not lacrosse, ideally. Maybe something else.
What is the best part about the opposite sex?
Hygiene sense.
What is the worst part about them?
Naggers.
What are the ups in being in a relationship?
Lol.
What are the downs?
Double Lol.
What are the most important things in a relationship?
Trust and Fun.
YOUR FUTURE
Do you want to get married, and how soon?
Too late, myspace.
What occupation would you want?
TV show host. CEO soon after.
How many kids do you want?
1-2
Boy or girl or both?
Boy(s) only.
What are you going to name them?
Gotta ask the pandits (priests), man. They got rules to this shit, they wrote me a manual.
Where do you see yourself living in 20 years?
Hopefully in many a dope casa!
Have you thought about where you want to get married?
Too late.
What about the honeymoon?
Still planning :(
YOUR EDUCATION
What school do you attend?
Lol. Can you tell this isn't for grownups yet?
How many people go there?
Yet?
Do you have alot of friends?
Now?
What grade are you in?
How about now?
What elementary school did you attend?
Shen CSD.
What middle school?
Shen CSD.
High school?
Shen CSD.
Do you plan on attending college?
Already did.
If so, where and what for?
Management.
Do you play sports for your school?
Lax and Tennis in HS
Are you apart of any clubs at school?
Too many in HS; too few in college.
Would you like to play sports in college?
Intramural bball and drinking were mine
Do you think you will get a scholarship anywhere?
Not enough! Am I right, private university alums?
MISCELANEOUS
What is your favorite color?
Was green as a kid. Until recently red. Might be a blue man, now.
What is your favorite TV channel?
Nat GEO/AMC.
Do you have a favorite TV show?
Walking Dead I guess.
What is your favorite movie?
The Road.
Who are your favorite actors/actresses?
Daniel Day Lewis. Denzel Washington. Jack Nicholson.
THIS OR THAT
MySpace or Xanga
Lol. I hope you can tell this isn't for adults.
Chocolate or Vanilla
Vanillz.
Laguna Beach or The OC
LB all day. It was my research into upper middle class children's lives.
Jesse McCartney or Aaron Carter
I guess this isn't for adults at all.
Backstreet boys or NSYNC
BSB I guess. Though JT was my dude.
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera
X-tina.
Fun mate or Romantic mate
Fun.
Rap or Rock
Rap or ____. Rap.
Pop or Country
Pop.
English or Math
Both! I was pretty even on my SATs.
Summer or Winter
Summer.
Outside or Inside
Outside.
RANDOM
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure.
If you could only wear one color for the rest of your life, which one?
Black.
What makes MySpace better than Facebook?
Nothing. They rebuilt it, so I guess there's that.
What is your ideal date?
Food, drinks, comfy bed.
Do you believe anyone can fall in love at any age?
Yes.
If you could have a super power, what would it be and why?
Ability to have enough money to always do what I wanted.
Bonus question:
What hand do you wipe with?
Right.
Fold or crumble the TP?
Fold.
THE BASIC STUFF
Name as it appears on your birth certificate?
OG. Triple OG.
How old are you?
Not old enough to be concerned about future baldness :( ::sigh::
When is your birthday?
Taurus, homie!
What color hair do you have?
Standard desi black.
Do you wish it was any other color?
Navy blue. Nah jk. That would be embarassing right?
What color eyes do you have?
A beautiful brown from what I'm told :D
Do you wish it was another color?
Green/Blue would be cool contact colors...
ABOUT YOUR FAMILY
Who is in your immediate family?
Everyone I'm close to.
Are your parents married or divorced?
Married.
How many aunts/uncles/cousins do you have?
Standard desi 47+.
OPPOSITES ATTRACT
Describe your perfect mate in a few words.
Mute. :{P (mustache laugh)
What color hair do you prefer?
Anything but gray! lol
What color eyes do you prefer?
I like hers as they are.
What about height?
5'8 is a good, strong height.
Do you like them to play sports, if so what?
Not lacrosse, ideally. Maybe something else.
What is the best part about the opposite sex?
Hygiene sense.
What is the worst part about them?
Naggers.
What are the ups in being in a relationship?
Lol.
What are the downs?
Double Lol.
What are the most important things in a relationship?
Trust and Fun.
YOUR FUTURE
Do you want to get married, and how soon?
Too late, myspace.
What occupation would you want?
TV show host. CEO soon after.
How many kids do you want?
1-2
Boy or girl or both?
Boy(s) only.
What are you going to name them?
Gotta ask the pandits (priests), man. They got rules to this shit, they wrote me a manual.
Where do you see yourself living in 20 years?
Hopefully in many a dope casa!
Have you thought about where you want to get married?
Too late.
What about the honeymoon?
Still planning :(
YOUR EDUCATION
What school do you attend?
Lol. Can you tell this isn't for grownups yet?
How many people go there?
Yet?
Do you have alot of friends?
Now?
What grade are you in?
How about now?
What elementary school did you attend?
Shen CSD.
What middle school?
Shen CSD.
High school?
Shen CSD.
Do you plan on attending college?
Already did.
If so, where and what for?
Management.
Do you play sports for your school?
Lax and Tennis in HS
Are you apart of any clubs at school?
Too many in HS; too few in college.
Would you like to play sports in college?
Intramural bball and drinking were mine
Do you think you will get a scholarship anywhere?
Not enough! Am I right, private university alums?
MISCELANEOUS
What is your favorite color?
Was green as a kid. Until recently red. Might be a blue man, now.
What is your favorite TV channel?
Nat GEO/AMC.
Do you have a favorite TV show?
Walking Dead I guess.
What is your favorite movie?
The Road.
Who are your favorite actors/actresses?
Daniel Day Lewis. Denzel Washington. Jack Nicholson.
THIS OR THAT
MySpace or Xanga
Lol. I hope you can tell this isn't for adults.
Chocolate or Vanilla
Vanillz.
Laguna Beach or The OC
LB all day. It was my research into upper middle class children's lives.
Jesse McCartney or Aaron Carter
I guess this isn't for adults at all.
Backstreet boys or NSYNC
BSB I guess. Though JT was my dude.
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera
X-tina.
Fun mate or Romantic mate
Fun.
Rap or Rock
Rap or ____. Rap.
Pop or Country
Pop.
English or Math
Both! I was pretty even on my SATs.
Summer or Winter
Summer.
Outside or Inside
Outside.
RANDOM
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure.
If you could only wear one color for the rest of your life, which one?
Black.
What makes MySpace better than Facebook?
Nothing. They rebuilt it, so I guess there's that.
What is your ideal date?
Food, drinks, comfy bed.
Do you believe anyone can fall in love at any age?
Yes.
If you could have a super power, what would it be and why?
Ability to have enough money to always do what I wanted.
Bonus question:
What hand do you wipe with?
Right.
Fold or crumble the TP?
Fold.
Friday, October 11, 2013
Klub Klout, homie!
So for all those people who have heard of Klout - it's a website that is used to determine your 'social media influence' score, based on a standard set of parameters.
I am by no means as popular as J.Beiber or President Obama, but I am influential enough to get this free year subscription to the Red Bull ("Red Bulletin") magazine. SWEET!
If you enjoy using social media to make others laugh or get likes/interaction, then get on that Klout movement.
Thursday, October 10, 2013
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