Word Association Game

When you say ____, I hear ______.

IST/DST: we just fucking love being late to things. 
H1: We are going to live in America indefinitely and talk shit about it the whole time. 
L1: Earning dollars, can't switch companies for a raise though. For employers, "abuse ASAP".
Taal: The most overplayed soundtrack ever. Think Gangam style + Harlem Shake + My heart will go on.
Car: Which Japanese vehicle?
Nazar: keep your evil eyes off me auntie and uncle. You sneaky bastards. 
Chappal: Indian self defense/parenting device. 
Body hair: Mark of shame on our people. 
Sex in Indian culture: don't talk about it be about it
Bigg Boss: Sweden ;)
Amitabh: superhero of the modern Indian culture; why the hell did you even agree to be in the great Gatsby
Aishwarya: so are you just a housewife now?
Priyanka Chopra: heyyyy gurrrrl ;)
Deepika Padukone: see Priyanka Chopra
Kareena Kapoor: see Deepika Padukone
Nathuram Godse: fucker; hanged in Ambala
Ambala Cantt: love
Dehradun: beauty; Gorkha
Rupee: Bichara
Pakistan: Bichare
Pakistani govt: fuckers; criminals
Top Gaali: beti chod

Aaaaand that's it for now. Thanks for playing.